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BGonaSTICK · 15-07-07, 11:23 AM

A girl says to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone …yes, why not?.

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with? She replies: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied after a pause: I like your sense of humour.

Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised?

Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day!

imported_Newbee · 16-07-07, 10:17 AM

Heard the one about the short sighted circumciser..................he got the sack!

diapason · 16-07-07, 06:09 PM

Man says to neighbour, "Do you mind if I use your lawnmower?"

Neighbour replies, "Sure, as long as you don't take it out my garden".

15-07-07, 11:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
BGonaSTICK Dodgy Geezer Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Brighton Posts: 9,718 Thanks: 3 Thanked 163 Times in 57 Posts	Short Jokes A girl says to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone …yes, why not?. Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with? She replies: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others! A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied after a pause: I like your sense of humour. Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day! __________________ Dreambox 7000, Skystar2 PCI, Skystar USB, Fibo 90cm on Moteck SG2100, Triax TD110 multi-LNB. Sky + ART cards. 45.0°E - 58.0°W

16-07-07, 10:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
imported_Newbee Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 63 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Short Jokes Heard the one about the short sighted circumciser..................he got the sack!

16-07-07, 06:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
diapason Resident Organgrinder Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Paisley, Scotland Posts: 526 Thanks: 11 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Short Jokes Man says to neighbour, "Do you mind if I use your lawnmower?" Neighbour replies, "Sure, as long as you don't take it out my garden". __________________ An eight foot long diapason sounds bottom C Technomate 1000D Super, Two dishes receiving three satellites