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15-07-07, 11:23 AM
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Super Murderator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Brighton
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Short Jokes
A girl says to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone …yes, why not?. Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with? She replies: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others! A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied after a pause: I like your sense of humour. Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day!
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16-07-07, 06:09 PM
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Resident Organgrinder
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Re: Short Jokes
Man says to neighbour, "Do you mind if I use your lawnmower?"
Neighbour replies, "Sure, as long as you don't take it out my garden".
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