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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

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Old 13-08-07, 10:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Choose your password with care

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer and at the appropriate
point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to
enter a password. Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the
shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer
asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife
what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed: P E N I S

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH
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:roflmao: an oldy but a goody
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