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Old 28-08-07, 03:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default This Could Also Apply to Our Hobby.

Have we all been there?
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Old 28-08-07, 04:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That could also apply to my Dreambox
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Old 28-08-07, 09:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm soo glad that I've been divorced for over 20 years :clap:
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Old 28-08-07, 11:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Love it! :clap:

Wish my wife would say that, I would take it literally. ( Sat hobby I mean!)

Mine just said " Take that f***ng monstrocity down" (my 90cm dish :?), so i hid it behind a tree.

She didn't notice it until my 6yr old grassed me up.

Kids and wives, who'd avem!
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Old 29-08-07, 12:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I hid mine behind a tree too. I'd blindfolded her, but she still found her way back to the house :
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Old 29-08-07, 12:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
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If your wife can get back into your house, you've done it wrong.
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Old 29-08-07, 07:23 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I hid mine behind a tree too. I'd blindfolded her, but she still found her way back to the house :
:roflmao:
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Old 29-08-07, 09:15 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I hid mine behind a tree too. I'd blindfolded her, but she still found her way back to the house :
Classic :roflmao:

(You obviously forgot to spin her round 3 times first).
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