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madrat · 10-09-07, 01:21 PM

I'll start.

You cant use the video or DVD without reading the instructions.

You would rather spend a quiet night in than go out on the town.

You start looking for comfy shoes.

You say "how much" a lot more.

You find yourself breaking wind when you pick something up.

BGonaSTICK · 10-09-07, 01:56 PM

Jim! Help me out here!

:roflmao: :nahnah:

BlackHawk · 10-09-07, 06:57 PM

As Jasper Carrott once said "walking past a gents outfitters, you stop and look in the window, then remark to the wife "nice cardie""

BH

barr6868 · 10-09-07, 09:13 PM

You pi$$ yourself without laughing.

madrat · 19-09-07, 01:11 AM

All those adverts for "over 50s plans" strat to look interesting

You find yourself on the SAGA mailing list

Jimdefruit · 19-09-07, 06:22 AM

Deja vu. Except I dont have to bend over.

nousernamesleft · 19-09-07, 11:45 AM

... you dig a 3ft hole for a pole then find you still can't move properly 3 days later...

RocketMBA · 19-09-07, 01:53 PM

You're posting in this thread :clap:

lone · 19-09-07, 02:19 PM

when the barber says..... shall i trim your eyebrows as well

madrat · 19-09-07, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lone

when the barber says..... shall i trim your eyebrows as well

or the hairs in your ears

10-09-07, 01:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
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BlackHawk Satellite Help member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Suffolk, ENGLAND Posts: 166 Thanks: 2 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	Re: You know your old when.. As Jasper Carrott once said "walking past a gents outfitters, you stop and look in the window, then remark to the wife "nice cardie"" BH

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19-09-07, 01:11 AM	#5 (permalink)
madrat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Leicestershire Posts: 2,232 Thanks: 11 Thanked 83 Times in 72 Posts	Re: You know your old when.. All those adverts for "over 50s plans" strat to look interesting You find yourself on the SAGA mailing list __________________ *VIRGIN, STOP SENDING ME JUNK MAIL.*

19-09-07, 06:22 AM	#6 (permalink)
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19-09-07, 02:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
lone Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: You know your old when.. when the barber says..... shall i trim your eyebrows as well __________________ live today like it is your last....one day it will be