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pontiend · 24-11-07, 05:58 PM

With a typing speed of two words a minute It takes me ages to write a post.When I watch my daughter type I almost go crosseyed trying to watch her fingers flying over the keyboard.
I am like a old carthorse typing.Well I suppose I am really.Got my winter fuel grant yesterday.
SO.WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS.
I want a computer that I can shout and scream,and curse and swear at.AND the bl**dy thing Do's the typing for me. THEN I may get some answers to the hundereds of questions that I have.Unfortunatly I would promtly get barred for tha avalanche of stupid posts that I would do.
When I find the print key I am going to print this.Then shove it up the chimney.
Well you never know do you!
PS.I have been a good boy this year.Honest.
I almost forgot can I have a 85 cm dish please

Analoguesat · 24-11-07, 06:25 PM

If you have word and a microphone you can already input verbally on any recent computer (dont know if it works on forum software - maybe someone could confirm)

Yorks · 24-11-07, 06:27 PM

Yos, eye yews it hall the tyne.

Pit won on year crease mouth least.

wasp11 · 24-11-07, 06:54 PM

Hi pontiend two words a minute!!!, you lucky bast**d, although i have managed three small words in a minute. Maybe size does matter

pontiend · 24-11-07, 07:11 PM

I got the first bit but I ca'nt work the second bit yorks.Have you got a chinese computer.yo

Yorks · 24-11-07, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yorks

Yos, eye yews it hall the tyne.

Pit won on year crease mouth least.

"Yes, I use it all the time.

Put one on your Christmas list." (Maybe on reflection the dictation is not as accurate as I thought. I may have got it set to Chinese!)

Yorks

noikz · 24-11-07, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yorks

Yos, eye yews it hall the tyne.

Pit won on year crease mouth least.

Haha, that sums up my experiences with recognition s/w perfectly.

24-11-07, 05:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
pontiend Senile Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: south yorkshire Posts: 883 Thanks: 210 Thanked 197 Times in 161 Posts	What I want for christmas With a typing speed of two words a minute It takes me ages to write a post.When I watch my daughter type I almost go crosseyed trying to watch her fingers flying over the keyboard. I am like a old carthorse typing.Well I suppose I am really.Got my winter fuel grant yesterday. SO.WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS. I want a computer that I can shout and scream,and curse and swear at.AND the bl**dy thing Do's the typing for me. THEN I may get some answers to the hundereds of questions that I have.Unfortunatly I would promtly get barred for tha avalanche of stupid posts that I would do. When I find the print key I am going to print this.Then shove it up the chimney. Well you never know do you! PS.I have been a good boy this year.Honest. I almost forgot can I have a 85 cm dish please

24-11-07, 06:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Analoguesat manic midlander retired mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Scottish Borders Posts: 11,668 Thanks: 21 Thanked 1,334 Times in 985 Posts	Re: What I want for christmas If you have word and a microphone you can already input verbally on any recent computer (dont know if it works on forum software - maybe someone could confirm) __________________ Basic forum rules for both satellite & cable: no keys no patches no offering or asking for card shares Anyone pm'ing me for details of card sharing or anything to do with hacking cable will be banned immediately Analogue forever!!

24-11-07, 06:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Yorks Nook in footer Join Date: May 2006 Location: S. Yorks Posts: 1,760 Thanks: 12 Thanked 129 Times in 108 Posts	Re: What I want for christmas Yos, eye yews it hall the tyne. Pit won on year crease mouth least. __________________ They're coming to take me away haha TM1500CI, 53E to 61W Last edited by Yorks; 24-11-07 at 06:42 PM.

24-11-07, 06:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
wasp11 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: belfast Posts: 2,348 Thanks: 932 Thanked 887 Times in 654 Posts	Re: What I want for christmas Hi pontiend two words a minute!!!, you lucky bast**d, although i have managed three small words in a minute. Maybe size does matter

24-11-07, 07:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
pontiend Senile Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: south yorkshire Posts: 883 Thanks: 210 Thanked 197 Times in 161 Posts	Re: What I want for christmas I got the first bit but I ca'nt work the second bit yorks.Have you got a chinese computer.yo Last edited by pontiend; 24-11-07 at 07:15 PM. Reason: Got told that the post not long enough