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Old 26-11-07, 05:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The riot at Molinuex on Saturday was halted, when a football match broke out on the pitch.

A Molinuex spokes-person stated: 'We had advance notice of the riot, but none whatsoever of the football match'

And Sir Jack Hayward was heard to mutter 'If I'd known before, what I know now, I'd have put my money into Northern Rock' !
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Thats fighting talk that is Ted

Brian, Can i use the FOAD button now

Hes got to be a baggies fan
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I once rang West Brom and asked

what time is kickoff?

The reply was

What time can you get here

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In the mid 1980's there ws a story going round the midlands that West Brom would be going all seater as soon as the 3 piece suite was delivered

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I once rang West Brom and asked

what time is kickoff?

The reply was

What time can you get here

lol analoguesat that a good joke that very funny
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Sorry nanochick, nope I'm not a baggies fan, or a Wolves fan, but just a bloke with a sense of humour...lol.
I'll apologise in person, but you have to come to the Trumpet in Bilston...! lol
Look for the one about Villa....
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Now theres a pub i've never been to

I like the joke too but it would have been better if you had taken the proverbial p!ss out of the baggies



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My daughter in law worked for the baggies (catering) before she escaped to New Zealand !

And my daughter works on one of the beef burger stalls in Queen Sq.

Re the Trumpet, if you are a jazz fan, you'll love it there ! and the beer is the cheapest in Bilston (except for that cheap, crap brewery which doesn't brew beer anyway).

I have never seen any aggro there in the 50 years I've used it !

Drop in Nano, and I'll buy you a pint ! lol
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