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KIDS. Threading a piece of string through a ping pong ball and painting it brown is ideal for a fun game of conkers that conforms with the 1974 Health & Safety Act, section 52, paragraph c. Grant B Warner, New Malden

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CONTESTANTS on Wife Swap Try not to be so surprised at how different the other family is. That is, and always has been, the format of the show. Martin Christiansen

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DAILY Mail editors. Underline important words in your headlines just to make sure that your readers are clear about what it is you want them to think. H Barrow, Tooting

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[brian]

Ah, good old Viz - nice to see it still going.

Liked this one.

RECREATE the danger of a parachute jump in safety by visiting Google Earth and clicking the scroll bar until you reach the ground. Add realism to the exercise by putting a fan on blowing full in your face. Christian Frank, Billingham