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wasp11 · 14-12-07, 04:28 PM

Pat and mick were two old boozing buddies. Unfortunately pat had a hump on his back, and mick had one leg shorter than the other.
One night pat left the pub and decided to take a shortcut home through the cemetary. As he walked along, a loud ghostly voice rang out "whats that on your back"? Pat trembling said its a hump. The ghost said "ill have that", and suddenly pats hump was gone. Well next night pat met mick at the pub and mick was as astonished to see pat without his hump and totally elated, Pat told him what happened.
Mick says holy s**t im going to take the shortcut right now and maybe the ghost will cure my limp.
So mick starts walking through the cemetary and a ghostly voice rang out,"whats that on your back" say the ghost. Nothing replys mick. "Well heres a hump then"replys the ghost.

the simpsons · 14-12-07, 04:30 PM

haha Lol great joke that one made me laugh

Yorks · 14-12-07, 11:23 PM

Haha. If I were Mick, I'd mention it to Heather Mills.

I know she's already got the hump - but the limp could be handy.

wasp11 · 15-12-07, 03:28 PM

yorks

14-12-07, 04:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
wasp11 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: belfast Posts: 2,422 Thanks: 932 Thanked 891 Times in 658 Posts	The hump Pat and mick were two old boozing buddies. Unfortunately pat had a hump on his back, and mick had one leg shorter than the other. One night pat left the pub and decided to take a shortcut home through the cemetary. As he walked along, a loud ghostly voice rang out "whats that on your back"? Pat trembling said its a hump. The ghost said "ill have that", and suddenly pats hump was gone. Well next night pat met mick at the pub and mick was as astonished to see pat without his hump and totally elated, Pat told him what happened. Mick says holy s**t im going to take the shortcut right now and maybe the ghost will cure my limp. So mick starts walking through the cemetary and a ghostly voice rang out,"whats that on your back" say the ghost. Nothing replys mick. "Well heres a hump then"replys the ghost. __________________ TEA VICAR?

14-12-07, 04:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
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