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zander · 14-12-07, 08:09 PM

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

zander · 14-12-07, 08:10 PM

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

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zander Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 11 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	1 liner jokes part1 Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

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zander Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 11 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 1 liner jokes part1 Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.