Advice Needed?

[Jimdefruit]

Sorry if I appear a bit of a wimp, but I could do with a bit of advice from someone sensible.
After 37 years of marriage, things have never been worse at home.
She says she sick of me, football, cricket, rugby,golf, bridge, the odd little bet and quiz night at the local until "God knows what time".
Anyway, last night I tried to help and took her for a night out.
I booked a table for two at 8 o'clock, but by 9 o'clock things were ten times worse!
It's surely not my fault, if in an hour, she hadn't potted a single bloody red.
Please help.

[dongle1000]

pmsl nice one