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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!' 'What a coincidence!' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me so I'm celebrating!' 'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says the woman. 'What a coincidence!' says the farmer as they clinked glasses, then asked, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying for many years to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!' 'What a coincidence!' says the man, 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally laying eggs.' 'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied. The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence |
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