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Old 29-11-08, 11:44 PM   #241 (permalink)
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what colour key would start my car, chaps????
The newkey brown of course
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Old 30-11-08, 11:06 AM   #242 (permalink)
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I just ran a search for "keys" on Google UK and found that, apparently, "engineers shaft keys"

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Old 30-11-08, 11:22 AM   #243 (permalink)
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sounds kinky bossman LOLOLOL


btw

how many windows u got open lol
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Old 30-11-08, 12:56 PM   #244 (permalink)
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Someone just keyed my car and I still can't watch cable.

Like the cable newbies I'm too lazy to read the entire post so if this has been said before. Well.............................oops.
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Old 30-11-08, 05:18 PM   #245 (permalink)
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yep, carkey, spelt khaki!!
now back to cable keys.......
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Old 30-11-08, 05:48 PM   #246 (permalink)
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hi every one
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Old 30-11-08, 06:04 PM   #247 (permalink)
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how many windows u got open lol
Not as many as normal.
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Old 30-11-08, 07:07 PM   #248 (permalink)
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Not as many as normal.
Good idea to close a few in this climate. Especially if you've still got snow.
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Hes key. Try this one in 'the box'.
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Looking for the key to my wifes box and not been able to find it for 6 years now ............................................grrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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