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wasp11 · 15-04-08, 10:21 PM

MOLLY THE CAMEL

A new US Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Iraq desert.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women.
And sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have Molly The Camel.'
The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges'. The camel can stay.'
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges' and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with Molly.
When he's done, he asks the First Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
No not really, sir... 'They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are

Analoguesat · 15-04-08, 10:33 PM

Like it

kerrywez · 16-04-08, 01:55 AM

Good one Wasp, keep them coming.

Very best regards Wez

Analoguesat · 16-04-08, 08:35 AM

racecoursepete's question about English channels has been split off this thread and moved here:

English channels

15-04-08, 10:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
wasp11 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: belfast Posts: 2,348 Thanks: 931 Thanked 887 Times in 654 Posts	Molly The Camel MOLLY THE CAMEL A new US Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Iraq desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have Molly The Camel.' The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges'. The camel can stay.' About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges' and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with Molly. When he's done, he asks the First Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?' No not really, sir... 'They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are __________________ TEA VICAR?

15-04-08, 10:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Analoguesat manic midlander retired mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Scottish Borders Posts: 11,668 Thanks: 21 Thanked 1,334 Times in 985 Posts	Re: Molly The Camel Like it __________________ Basic forum rules for both satellite & cable: no keys no patches no offering or asking for card shares Anyone pm'ing me for details of card sharing or anything to do with hacking cable will be banned immediately Analogue forever!!

16-04-08, 01:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
kerrywez Grumpy Old Sat Man Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland Posts: 2,471 Thanks: 2,973 Thanked 639 Times in 505 Posts	Re: Molly The Camel Good one Wasp, keep them coming. Very best regards Wez __________________ Dreambox 7025, 250HDD, Dreambox 500s, 110 X 90Cm Hirschmann on Clarketech rotor, 1.2 Mtr. Channel Master. AZBox HD Running on E2. TM6900 super combo.

16-04-08, 08:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
Analoguesat manic midlander retired mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Scottish Borders Posts: 11,668 Thanks: 21 Thanked 1,334 Times in 985 Posts	Re: Molly The Camel racecoursepete's question about English channels has been split off this thread and moved here: English channels __________________ Basic forum rules for both satellite & cable: no keys no patches no offering or asking for card shares Anyone pm'ing me for details of card sharing or anything to do with hacking cable will be banned immediately Analogue forever!!