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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

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Old 14-05-08, 12:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Deer Sur

My Rezimay

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the

paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do
sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole

person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.

Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2

complikaited
My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a

job Bcuz of my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore

anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May McBiggins


PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.





Dear Peggy May,

Start on Monday,
we have spell check.





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Old 15-05-08, 12:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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With knockers like that, who's bothered about her secretarial skills ? lol

My ex lady friend, who is also a secritery (sic) is gonna love this...

Thanks for this one..I love it !

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Old 15-05-08, 07:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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if i were her boss i would only have 1 draw on my fileing cabinet and it would be on the floor
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Old 22-05-08, 07:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Very very nice.... Hell I need a lay down lol.
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