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Old 04-07-08, 09:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole,looking up.A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the fook'n height of this flagpole, but we don't have a fook'n ladder.'
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag,
loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We
Need the fook'n height and she gives us the fook'n length.








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LMFAO that is a absolute top joke ha ha
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