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Old 22-09-08, 02:54 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I would just say that being of the older generation I have appreciated the help on here and I have took time out to say a special thank you if you check the forums,and also I have donated.Whilst I realise my intelligence is a lot less than most people on here I dont think I deserve sarcasm for a remark which may not have been pc but was only meant as a joke!
You misunderstood. Your getting serious for what reason, i don't know. And i could say the same thing about your 'woteva' post. I wouldn't have expected that from someone from the older generation.

Have a nice day.

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Old 22-09-08, 08:24 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Its ok,know my place will just come on to discuss problems with cam etc, with such as Mickha,will stop with the plebian masses dont want to disturb the upper echelon.As for wateva I thought that was the modern dialect I do apologise for my ignorance being brought up on a rough northern council estate has its effects sometimes.
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Old 22-09-08, 09:16 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Oh dear, to me a PC is a computer.

However some people I work along with some seem to excite themselves by looking for anything not PC.

I totally agree with the Northern Comic Charlie, he black, like me Welsh
can and do laugh at themselves, also the Irish have the knack of laughing at themselves also.

I was at a meeting of the Welsh Assembley voluntary sector partnership Council, doing the round robin, all that was requested was your name &
organisation title & area for the Ministers benefit.

Ten in the room, person next to me announced herself as freda, then said
I am a lesbion from Cardiff and work for LGB as an officer.

I announced myself as Bob Chairman of the Wrexham County Voluntary Council, this person next to me broke out, you mean you are a chair
I looked to the minister, asked permission to speak, then replied I sit on a chair and the word Chairman comes from the latin and is a universal word
not an invented meaning.

Sorry about going on, I know Brian is doing his best, like rainforest I am semi fixed in my ways, but live in the real world.

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I am a lesbion from Cardiff and work for LGB as an officer.[quote from above] What planet do lesbions come from?
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I am a lesbion from Cardiff and work for LGB as an officer.[quote from above] What planet do lesbions come from?

That's incredibly un-PC Wasp and I'm surprised at you!! You implied that Lesbians come from a different planet, when they are actually as much human beings as you and me - they just come from the island Lesbos, that's all! h**p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos





(yes, this post is said in jest and is not meant to offend Wasp, lesbians, aliens from outer space or any natives of the island Lesbos. Any views expressed are not neccessarily those of the poster, but simply a result of his boredom while a transponder scan runs).
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Its ok,know my place will just come on to discuss problems with cam etc, with such as Mickha,will stop with the plebian masses dont want to disturb the upper echelon.As for wateva I thought that was the modern dialect I do apologise for my ignorance being brought up on a rough northern council estate has its effects sometimes.
Lo. rainforest.
As an old duffer myself.I know what you mean.But we old duffers are not thick or ignorant.We are just not used to conversing with text.
I found out a wile ago that conversing in text is dangerous.
You can type something as a joke but it can also be read as an insult.


PS. See what I mean I called you an old duffer like me.
You could be offended because you could really be a 20 year old dolly bird.
I think that I could that I could be in trouble with sonya for that one.
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You will be in trouble what ever you put!I an not a twenty year old dolly bird but if you know one you can give her my email address(thats not meant to offend twenty year old dolly birds)
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You will be in trouble what ever you put!I an not a twenty year old dolly bird but if you know one you can give her my email address(thats not meant to offend twenty year old dolly birds)

You have been a naughty boy and you must be punished, go to charles street Wrexham,look for the shop with blacked out windows, knock twice,three times, sign outside wanted hot steaming men for
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20 year olds inside waiting with cut throat razers.

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You have been a naughty boy and you must be punished, go to charles street Wrexham,look for the shop with blacked out windows, knock twice,three times, sign outside wanted hot steaming men for
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20 year olds inside waiting with cut throat razers.

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Good one Bob
The hot steaming men wanted is a fact,it a unisex barbers in Wrexham

As for the blacked out windows its across the road from the barbers,
we had a maintenance engineer at work who told us it was his duty to check out the place once a month.


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