Let's keep the jokes reasonably clean please. :)

[G77]

you increasingly find that to remain politically correct, comediens take the pee out of theirselves now

[tumbleweed44]

Well with my ancestry and family that's not too hard.

[tumbleweed44]

Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub?

He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie.'

She replied, ' Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me tae the pub with you?'

'Nay, Jock replied, I'm switching the heater off while I'm out.' Which category does this fall into?

[ABA]

Originally Posted by tumbleweed44

Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub?

He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie.'

She replied, ' Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me tae the pub with you?'

'Nay, Jock replied, I'm switching the heater off while I'm out.' Which category does this fall into?

now when i started reading this i thought it was going to end no I'm taking the dog