paddy and mick

[unit14]

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled & says "You know what I want dont you?"

"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole friggin bed by the looks of it!"




Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?"

Paddy replies "I dont know! Its your f***ing plane!!"

Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus

Paddy the electrician got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not servicing the electric chair. He said in his professional opinion it was a death trap



Paddy's chat up lines:

1. Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!
2. Are your parents retarded? 'Cos your special!
3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!
4. Is there a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in them!
5... Your body reminds me of a spanner. Evertime I think of you my nuts tighten up!
6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away!

[yorkshireman]