and then the fight started

[harris826]

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for SocialSecurity. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
license toverify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left mywallet athome.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to gohome and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirtrevealingmy curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'andshe processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience atthe SocialSecurity office.
She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gottendisability, too.'

And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,and I keptstaring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.

My wife asked, ' Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go oncelebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road andslowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how
sometimes you justgetsoooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started...