Zoo Job (don't blame me)

[Jonpc]

A man starts his new job at London zoo and is given three tasks.

First job is to clear the exotic fishpool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps
out and bites him. To show who it is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.
Realising his employer won't be best pleased , he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is
attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps
with a spade killing them both.
What can he do? Feed them to the lions,he says to himself, because lions eat anything ,so he hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees.
As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.
By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lion's cage , because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion standing around and says ' So what's the food like here?'

The lion turns around and says :
" Absolutely brilliant - today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees ! '