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Old 08-12-08, 07:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default VERY IMPORTANT FACTS from your Financial Advisor!!

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his
fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman
he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an
ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will
die, and I'll inherit $20 million."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later,
she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

VERY IMPORTANT FACTS from your Financial Advisor!!




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