Chat up lines

[Husaamk]

This is the best place i could find.These are some funny chat up lines, if you get slapped for using them itz not my fault!!!!!



I want triplets you want twins lets get in bed and see who wins





In life love never is planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when love is real it becomes a plan for life and ur the reason for living.........
oops im dead





If i said you had a hot body would you hold it against me




I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.............
Nice arse

[waqasahmed]

Thank you for expressing your innermost deepest feelings to me. I now know that I do indeed mean a lot to you

When do you want to get married?