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Old 29-12-08, 09:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Arrow !!retard!!

I applied 4 a job at a mental hospital, they said i needed at least 24 hours xperience with a retard...So i was wondering do you wanna hang out tommorow?
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Old 29-12-08, 09:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Funny, I went there to be a doctor and they said that they've never seen a retard like Husaam that came in and he needed special care
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Old 29-12-08, 09:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Funny, I went there to be a doctor and they said that they've never seen a retard like Husaam that came in and he needed special care


At least i dont have a phobia of chips, and becoming a chip
Only you will understand that one waqas
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Old 01-01-09, 11:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I got a job with the Samaritans last Monday

I rang in sick on Tuesday and the b@st@rds talked me out of it
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Old 02-01-09, 09:31 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol keep em coming
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Old 02-01-09, 10:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I see as well as Woollies and MFI, Pedigree Chum have now gone bust.
Yesterday they sent the retrievers in!!
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Old 04-01-09, 04:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I see as well as Woollies and MFI, Pedigree Chum have now gone bust.
Yesterday they sent the retrievers in!!
i cant stop laughing
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Old 06-01-09, 01:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I got a job with the Samaritans last Monday

I rang in sick on Tuesday and the b@st@rds talked me out of it
I rang them the other night as I was feeling sucidal, they transfered me to their middle east branch where they inquired if I could drive or fly a plane!
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Old 12-02-09, 09:01 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Having checked out the symptoms on the NHS Direct website, I thought I was suffering from hypochondria, so I went to see a psychiatrist, but he said I was wasting his time and there was nothing wrong with me.
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