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Husaamk · 29-12-08, 10:20 PM

I applied 4 a job at a mental hospital, they said i needed at least 24 hours xperience with a retard...So i was wondering do you wanna hang out tommorow?

waqasahmed · 29-12-08, 10:27 PM

Funny, I went there to be a doctor and they said that they've never seen a retard like Husaam that came in and he needed special care

Husaamk · 29-12-08, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by waqasahmed

Funny, I went there to be a doctor and they said that they've never seen a retard like Husaam that came in and he needed special care

At least i dont have a phobia of chips, and becoming a chip
Only you will understand that one waqas

lee-ds · 02-01-09, 12:02 AM

I got a job with the Samaritans last Monday

I rang in sick on Tuesday and the b@st@rds talked me out of it

parricull · 02-01-09, 10:31 AM

lol keep em coming

k.jacko · 02-01-09, 11:45 AM

I see as well as Woollies and MFI, Pedigree Chum have now gone bust.
Yesterday they sent the retrievers in!!

parricull · 04-01-09, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by k.jacko

I see as well as Woollies and MFI, Pedigree Chum have now gone bust.
Yesterday they sent the retrievers in!!

i cant stop laughing

Caravan72 · 06-01-09, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by lee-ds

I got a job with the Samaritans last Monday

I rang in sick on Tuesday and the b@st@rds talked me out of it

I rang them the other night as I was feeling sucidal, they transfered me to their middle east branch where they inquired if I could drive or fly a plane!

Mark v1.966 · 12-02-09, 10:01 AM

Having checked out the symptoms on the NHS Direct website, I thought I was suffering from hypochondria, so I went to see a psychiatrist, but he said I was wasting his time and there was nothing wrong with me.

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Husaamk Freak Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: HOME Posts: 89 Thanks: 8 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	!!retard!! I applied 4 a job at a mental hospital, they said i needed at least 24 hours xperience with a retard...So i was wondering do you wanna hang out tommorow?

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waqasahmed Cost efficient muppet Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: W. Yorkshire TW area Posts: 4,508 Thanks: 2,370 Thanked 933 Times in 688 Posts	Re: !!retard!! Funny, I went there to be a doctor and they said that they've never seen a retard like Husaam that came in and he needed special care

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lee-ds Cable Animal Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The Capital Of Yorkshire Posts: 1,673 Thanks: 163 Thanked 451 Times in 350 Posts	Re: !!retard!! I got a job with the Samaritans last Monday I rang in sick on Tuesday and the b@st@rds talked me out of it __________________ If at first you don't succeed.......flash and flash again!

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parricull Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Telewest Posts: 636 Thanks: 70 Thanked 115 Times in 91 Posts	Re: !!retard!! lol keep em coming __________________ All info supplied by me is for educational and hypothetical purposes ONLY.

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k.jacko Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Nottingham, UK Posts: 378 Thanks: 14 Thanked 29 Times in 25 Posts	Re: !!retard!! I see as well as Woollies and MFI, Pedigree Chum have now gone bust. Yesterday they sent the retrievers in!!

12-02-09, 10:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mark v1.966 Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 54 Thanks: 1 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	Re: !!retard!! Having checked out the symptoms on the NHS Direct website, I thought I was suffering from hypochondria, so I went to see a psychiatrist, but he said I was wasting his time and there was nothing wrong with me.