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Husaamk · 29-12-08, 09:20 PM

I applied 4 a job at a mental hospital, they said i needed at least 24 hours xperience with a retard...So i was wondering do you wanna hang out tommorow?

waqasahmed · 29-12-08, 09:27 PM

Funny, I went there to be a doctor and they said that they've never seen a retard like Husaam that came in and he needed special care

Husaamk · 29-12-08, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by waqasahmed

Funny, I went there to be a doctor and they said that they've never seen a retard like Husaam that came in and he needed special care

At least i dont have a phobia of chips, and becoming a chip
Only you will understand that one waqas

lee-ds · 01-01-09, 11:02 PM

I got a job with the Samaritans last Monday

I rang in sick on Tuesday and the b@st@rds talked me out of it

parricull · 02-01-09, 09:31 AM

lol keep em coming

k.jacko · 02-01-09, 10:45 AM

I see as well as Woollies and MFI, Pedigree Chum have now gone bust.
Yesterday they sent the retrievers in!!

parricull · 04-01-09, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k.jacko

I see as well as Woollies and MFI, Pedigree Chum have now gone bust.
Yesterday they sent the retrievers in!!

i cant stop laughing

Caravan72 · 06-01-09, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by lee-ds

I got a job with the Samaritans last Monday

I rang in sick on Tuesday and the b@st@rds talked me out of it

I rang them the other night as I was feeling sucidal, they transfered me to their middle east branch where they inquired if I could drive or fly a plane!

Mark v1.966 · 12-02-09, 09:01 AM

Having checked out the symptoms on the NHS Direct website, I thought I was suffering from hypochondria, so I went to see a psychiatrist, but he said I was wasting his time and there was nothing wrong with me.

29-12-08, 09:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Husaamk Freak Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Keefley (Keighley) Posts: 32 Thanks: 3 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	!!retard!! I applied 4 a job at a mental hospital, they said i needed at least 24 hours xperience with a retard...So i was wondering do you wanna hang out tommorow?

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waqasahmed Cost efficient muppet Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: W. Yorkshire TW Posts: 1,283 Thanks: 557 Thanked 137 Times in 124 Posts	Re: !!retard!! Funny, I went there to be a doctor and they said that they've never seen a retard like Husaam that came in and he needed special care

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lee-ds Cable Animal Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The Capital Of Yorkshire Posts: 1,359 Thanks: 84 Thanked 299 Times in 249 Posts	Re: !!retard!! I got a job with the Samaritans last Monday I rang in sick on Tuesday and the b@st@rds talked me out of it __________________ If at first you don't succeed.......flash and flash again!

02-01-09, 09:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
parricull Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Telewest Posts: 434 Thanks: 30 Thanked 63 Times in 50 Posts	Re: !!retard!! lol keep em coming __________________ All info supplied by me is for educational and hypothetical purposes ONLY.

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k.jacko Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Nottingham, UK Posts: 285 Thanks: 11 Thanked 19 Times in 18 Posts	Re: !!retard!! I see as well as Woollies and MFI, Pedigree Chum have now gone bust. Yesterday they sent the retrievers in!!


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12-02-09, 09:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mark v1.966 Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 51 Thanks: 1 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	Re: !!retard!! Having checked out the symptoms on the NHS Direct website, I thought I was suffering from hypochondria, so I went to see a psychiatrist, but he said I was wasting his time and there was nothing wrong with me.