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JustBiteMe2k · 16-01-09, 05:43 PM

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.

They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.

He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.

They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!'

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.

Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a
pint of bitter.

Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.

He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.

When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: 'My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!'

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.

As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.

'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's A Miracle.'
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says,

'Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit.

phelo · 16-01-09, 07:47 PM

old....

charlie1966 · 16-01-09, 08:06 PM

It may be old but it is still a good one.

Unless you were on disability and you have just been cured...................dam I've been cured!

boomer67 · 16-01-09, 08:13 PM

Never heard that one before,good un m8

16-01-09, 05:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
JustBiteMe2k Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 83 Thanks: 75 Thanked 35 Times in 16 Posts	Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!' Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: 'My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!' Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. 'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's A Miracle.' Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, 'Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit.

16-01-09, 07:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
phelo Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: liverpool Posts: 19 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser old....

16-01-09, 08:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
charlie1966 GT user and abuser! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Co. Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 498 Thanks: 49 Thanked 108 Times in 89 Posts	Re: Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser It may be old but it is still a good one. Unless you were on disability and you have just been cured...................dam I've been cured! __________________ If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

16-01-09, 08:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
boomer67 Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 30 Thanks: 13 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser Never heard that one before,good un m8

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