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Old 21-01-09, 08:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A woman brings a child into doctors surgery. Doctor becomes concerned about babies weight. Is baby bottle or breast fed he asks.
Woman replies Breast.
Doctor tells her to strip to the waist so that he can examine her breasts, he pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both breasts for awhile.
No wonder this baby is underweight, you have no milk.
Woman replies I know I'm his granny, but I'm glad I came in today.
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lol,thanks for the thought....Not
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thats sick but funny.
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Eugh thats disgusting.
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