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bonez · 21-01-09, 10:17 PM

And that's how the fight started . . .

1: When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take
her someplace expensive...so, I took her to a gas station...
and that's how the fight started...

2: I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for
$14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than
the cold cream. And that's how that fight started...

3: After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets
and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman
that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come
back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened
my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said,'That silver hair
on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my
Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told
my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She
said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too'. And that's how that fight started...

4: My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she
sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear
she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would
think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And that's how that fight started...

5: I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the
road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how
sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem
funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it....he was a DWARF!!! He
stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well then, which one
are you?' And that's how that fight started...

6: I took my wife to a restaurant.The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said,
'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's how that fight started...

boomer67 · 21-01-09, 10:36 PM

I never heard a word my mrs said to me while reading this post...and that's how the fight started...

21-01-09, 10:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
bonez Mr Bones @ your service! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bristol Posts: 94 Thanks: 27 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	And Thats How The Fight Started... And that's how the fight started . . . 1: When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...so, I took her to a gas station... and that's how the fight started... 2: I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's how that fight started... 3: After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said,'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'. And that's how that fight started... 4: My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And that's how that fight started... 5: I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it....he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well then, which one are you?' And that's how that fight started... 6: I took my wife to a restaurant.The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's how that fight started...

21-01-09, 10:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
boomer67 Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 30 Thanks: 13 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: And Thats How The Fight Started... I never heard a word my mrs said to me while reading this post...and that's how the fight started...