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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

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Old 18-09-05, 03:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking night of passion

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar, they talk and he persuades her to come back to his.

Whilst showing her around his flat, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with lots of cuddly Teddy bears.

There are hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

Confonted by this extensive collection, she decides he must be the sensitive type and on this basis decides to stay the night.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive chap, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,

"Well, how was it?"



The man says, "Pick any prize from the bottom shelf then f*** off!!"
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