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the insaan · 24-09-05, 02:57 AM

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his roundtrip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.

The cabbie said (adopt appropriate accent), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch hike to the airport and barely caught his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport ?" he asked.

"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.

"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way ?"

"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport ?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "Okay," and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

Realist · 24-09-05, 07:53 PM

One funny joke

fireman · 25-09-05, 09:33 AM

very good ill have to remember that should i feel vindictive lol

tubbiescooter · 28-09-05, 12:31 AM

qaulity enjoyed that one

24-09-05, 02:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
the insaan The Village Idiot Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,392 Thanks: 22 Thanked 35 Times in 27 Posts	Businessman A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his roundtrip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate accent), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch hike to the airport and barely caught his flight. One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport ?" he asked. "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way ?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport ?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "Okay," and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver. __________________

24-09-05, 07:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
Realist Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Here. Posts: 2,029 Thanks: 0 Thanked 23 Times in 14 Posts	Re: Businessman One funny joke

25-09-05, 09:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
fireman Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 198 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Businessman very good ill have to remember that should i feel vindictive lol

28-09-05, 12:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
tubbiescooter Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 116 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Businessman qaulity enjoyed that one


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