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Jokes, Puzzles & Games Any budding Jim Davidsons out there, have a joke to tell, or a puzzle to solve? then post away and make us laugh, cry or pull our hair out.

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Old 12-02-09, 09:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Yeah right and I suppose you think lamp posts have no doors.



Whats the difference between?

A tin of beans and a slightly dented American Communications satellite
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Old 12-02-09, 10:06 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Yes just as I thought. Too much fart juice.







Which begs the question- What has that got to do with the price of cabbage?
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Old 12-02-09, 10:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
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wouldn't you if you had crabs like that?

given that the universe is infinate, would anyone like any toast?
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Only if it's wearing jammies! Going to bed...wearing pj's...oh forget it.




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bluer and bluer

Would it be an advantage if farts were visible?
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Old 13-02-09, 08:31 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Yes, a plane journey would be like sitting in a giant lava lamp.

Does heavy snow weigh more than light snow?
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