Jesus at the Bar

[the insaan]

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring
at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so
familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and
stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over
a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus
accepts
the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly,
one
after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches
for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The
arthritisI've had f or 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he
lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back
I've
had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks over a chair and a table
in trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" says
Jesus.
The Scouser shouts, "F**k off, I'm on disability benefit!"

[Realist]

LOL nice one

[jakeyfly]

Very funny will have to remember that one. cheers