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larryoke · 07-04-09, 10:57 AM

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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I >>
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything >>
was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. >>
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally >>
predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I >>
decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

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When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She >>
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad >>
impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great >>
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with >>
some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on >>
the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and >>
took everything I owned.

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I am older and wiser now, so I’m looking for a girl with big t*ts.

jonks · 07-04-09, 04:35 PM

nice 1 m8 wish somone told me that when i was14 (long time ago LOL)

07-04-09, 10:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
larryoke Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 135 Thanks: 30 Thanked 49 Times in 42 Posts	My Life Story Subject: My life storyfficeffice" />>> >> >> When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I >> decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything >> was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. >> So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally >> predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I >> decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. >> When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She >> rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad >> impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great >> fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with >> some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on >> the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and >> took everything I owned. >> >> *I am older and wiser now, so I’m looking for a girl with big tts.**

07-04-09, 04:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
jonks Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: s wales Posts: 58 Thanks: 43 Thanked 8 Times in 5 Posts	Re: My Life Story nice 1 m8 wish somone told me that when i was14 (long time ago LOL)

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