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Old 07-04-09, 03:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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After 30 years of marriage Jacqueline and her husband Mark went for counselling.


When asked to describe her problems, Jacqueline went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 30 years they had been together.


She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unfulfilled needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking Jacqueline to stand, tore open blouse with buttons flying everywhere, ripped her Bra off, starts tongue kissing while he embraces her, then puts his hands on her breasts fondles them, and kisses them passionately.


A side glance at her husband, he then put his hand up her skirt, ripped her G-String off, and fondled her wildly, while her husband Mark watched with raised eyebrows and mouth wide open.



Jacqueline, flushed, tried to cover herself with the torn blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a total daze.




The therapist turned to Mark and said, now do you understand? 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week! Can you do this?'



Mark thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays andWednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.'

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thats wat u call a considerate husband lol
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Old 07-04-09, 04:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-09, 08:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Im going to be a counsellor now!
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