Stuck in the elevator

[Jimdefruit]

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.

While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know. ''Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist''


The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... ''Double Income,
No Kids Yet. '


The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know. ''Rich, Urban, Biker. '


The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know... ''Double Income,
Little Dog Owner.''

They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''

She replies: 'I'm a WIFE, you know. 'Wash, Iron, F**k and Entertain.''