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the insaan · 18-12-05, 02:18 AM

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, andRacing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the un- install doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the commandC:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

delambo · 19-12-05, 10:11 AM

I have had similar experiences when upgrading from girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1. The biggest problem I have found though is that the program bedroom games 3.1 has stopped functioning correctly. I tried uninstalling and reinstalling this but it still doesnt seem to function correctly. I have tried running C:\wine and C:\flowers but both only seem to have a short term benefit if any at all. I am now thinking about running C:\rohipnol but I understand the complications that go with this. I also tend to find that going out with the lads 9.6 doesnt seem to function unless I first run girls night out 7.2. My advise is keep with the older girlfriend 7.0. Not only is a better system, but it easier to uninstall should it start causing complications.

Realist · 19-12-05, 03:09 PM

LOL

made me smile.

lincsat · 19-12-05, 04:29 PM

Mine got stuck in the nag10.5 loop for the last several years - whatever I do it just keeps running and won't uninstall.

fireman · 20-12-05, 10:19 AM

My girlfrind 7.0 crashed when it did a search and found my porn collection. Now it wont play at all and refuses the comply with any of my commands. Now sure what to do about it. Should i remove the porn or unistall her and get a newer model??

bonzobob999 · 21-12-05, 11:05 AM

I wouldn't uninstall girlfriend 7.0 if I had spent all that money on Tits 44.0 build DD, best bet is to try and get girlfriend 7.0 to run alongside porn collection 1.0 through to 9.0.............if you are having trouble getting girlfriend 7.0 to recognize commands then perhaps you don't have a big enough hard drive m8.

Realist · 21-12-05, 01:59 PM

Girlfriend 7.0 is known to crash when run alongside porn 1.0. I would uninstall porn 1.0 and use girlfriend 8.0 because its a more understanding version.

I would also look for a file called Dil.do to run alongside girlfriend 7.0 because this is known to solve a lot of problems with crashing and errors with porn 8.0. Upgrade your hard drive to a bigger version and try software like Mandick 6.2, know to keep wife 1.0, girlfriend 7.0 and 8.0 happy and contented for hours.

Laters

fireman · 21-12-05, 07:51 PM

i was going to run porn 1.0 in the background but i came home from the pub 1night pissed and open the files then fell asleep with laptop on lap and porn 1.0 running riot on my lappy screen. Girlfriend 7.0 came out of hibernation and instantly woke user fireman 1.0 with a slap on arm.

18-12-05, 02:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
the insaan The Village Idiot Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Burnley Posts: 1,616 Thanks: 136 Thanked 102 Times in 65 Posts	a troubled user Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, andRacing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the un- install doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) ___________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the commandC:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support __________________

19-12-05, 10:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
delambo Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: infront of my pc Posts: 426 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 6 Posts	Re: a troubled user I have had similar experiences when upgrading from girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1. The biggest problem I have found though is that the program bedroom games 3.1 has stopped functioning correctly. I tried uninstalling and reinstalling this but it still doesnt seem to function correctly. I have tried running C:\wine and C:\flowers but both only seem to have a short term benefit if any at all. I am now thinking about running C:\rohipnol but I understand the complications that go with this. I also tend to find that going out with the lads 9.6 doesnt seem to function unless I first run girls night out 7.2. My advise is keep with the older girlfriend 7.0. Not only is a better system, but it easier to uninstall should it start causing complications. __________________ If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

19-12-05, 03:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Realist Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Here. Posts: 2,005 Thanks: 0 Thanked 45 Times in 21 Posts	Re: a troubled user LOL made me smile.

19-12-05, 04:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
lincsat Super-Dooper Moderator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: In front of the PC Posts: 6,003 Thanks: 8 Thanked 2,580 Times in 667 Posts	Re: a troubled user Mine got stuck in the nag10.5 loop for the last several years - whatever I do it just keeps running and won't uninstall.

20-12-05, 10:19 AM	#5 (permalink)
fireman Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 197 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: a troubled user My girlfrind 7.0 crashed when it did a search and found my porn collection. Now it wont play at all and refuses the comply with any of my commands. Now sure what to do about it. Should i remove the porn or unistall her and get a newer model??

21-12-05, 11:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
bonzobob999 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 181 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: a troubled user I wouldn't uninstall girlfriend 7.0 if I had spent all that money on Tits 44.0 build DD, best bet is to try and get girlfriend 7.0 to run alongside porn collection 1.0 through to 9.0.............if you are having trouble getting girlfriend 7.0 to recognize commands then perhaps you don't have a big enough hard drive m8.

21-12-05, 01:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
Realist Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Here. Posts: 2,005 Thanks: 0 Thanked 45 Times in 21 Posts	Re: a troubled user Girlfriend 7.0 is known to crash when run alongside porn 1.0. I would uninstall porn 1.0 and use girlfriend 8.0 because its a more understanding version. I would also look for a file called Dil.do to run alongside girlfriend 7.0 because this is known to solve a lot of problems with crashing and errors with porn 8.0. Upgrade your hard drive to a bigger version and try software like Mandick 6.2, know to keep wife 1.0, girlfriend 7.0 and 8.0 happy and contented for hours. Laters

21-12-05, 07:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
fireman Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 197 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: a troubled user i was going to run porn 1.0 in the background but i came home from the pub 1night pissed and open the files then fell asleep with laptop on lap and porn 1.0 running riot on my lappy screen. Girlfriend 7.0 came out of hibernation and instantly woke user fireman 1.0 with a slap on arm.