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Old 16-04-09, 08:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default time to pause and reflect


Time to pause and reflect....


Send only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...
1977.What I had then
2008. What I have now


1977: Long hair
2008: Longing for hair

1977: KEG
2008: ECG


1977: Acid rock
2008: Acid reflux


1977:Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2008:Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1977: Seeds and stems
2008: Roughage


1977: Going to a new, hip joint
2008: Receiving a new hip joint

1977: Rolling Stones
2008: Kidney Stones

1977: Screw the system
2008: Upgrade the system



1977: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2008: Children begging you to get their heads shaved



1977: Passing the drivers' test
2008: Passing the vision test

1977: Whatever
2008: Depends


Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who are starting university this
year were born in 1992.


They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.


Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 3 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.


They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...


It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!





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Old 22-04-09, 07:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL. One slight error. The people born in 92 will be either 15 or 16-still @ school
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