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Old 23-04-09, 09:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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SURGERY

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her
> vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
>
> Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret
> and the surgeon agreed..
>
> Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
> carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately
> calls in the doctor.
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> 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation !'
>
> The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
> and that the first rose was from him:
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> 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.'
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> 'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
> empathised because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'
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> 'And what about the third rose ?' she asked.
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> 'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you
> for his new ears.'





























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LOL, is there meant to be a pic or something? all I see is a large blank space after ears until >
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LOL, is there meant to be a pic or something? all I see is a large blank space after ears until >
No mate no pic im afraid, lol. Mind you , it would make some pic
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