A couple of quotes about the recession

[waqasahmed]

Well, I found these on youtube

The best possible idea, is to burn half the money. 1 dollar will be worth twice as much. you know it makes perfect nonsense

That one made me chuckle, dont know if anyone else will find it funny

You can't steel from a bank, Because everyone has to pay to keep them going... You can't steel from a big company because the same is true, and If you steal from a little guy, then your either a Bank, or a scumbag...!

And that one is just plain....true

To beat the recession, simply have everyone withdraw all their money from the banks at the same time. Insta-bank fail and insta-win ;D

I sacrifice a goat every 5th day to appease the great economy.