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Jonpc · 28-04-09, 09:22 PM

The Facecloth - This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for a cancer smear with the doctor later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am . I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the
facecloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash
in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
facecloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in..
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised
when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning,
haven't we?'

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.

After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from
the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter saved inside it.'

NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!

" A smile, is a light in the window of your face, that shows that you
heart is at home"

nanochickin · 28-04-09, 09:29 PM

You didn't nick that from Techkings did you

Might be an idea to remove the report a post icon as its still active

The one below in the picture

Nano

Robbo · 28-04-09, 10:15 PM

and the progress thingy on the right,

though the joke was good though.

jonks · 01-05-09, 08:01 PM

thx jonpc i told this to the wife last night i am now wearing a cold flannel over my right eye...

good though

28-04-09, 10:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
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01-05-09, 08:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
jonks Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: s wales Posts: 58 Thanks: 43 Thanked 8 Times in 5 Posts	Re: The Facecloth thx jonpc i told this to the wife last night i am now wearing a cold flannel over my right eye... good though