How do i chip virgin media box?

[FatboyVilla]

hit the box with a hammer that usually chips them

[lee-ds]

Originally Posted by iade

hi guys.

before you post your answers please note:

i am a newbie. i dont know anything about tvs or sateliites and stuff like.

on your answers please dont use words that only a person familiar with stuff like would know as i will not understand it.

right.

i am moving to a new flat, and at the moment i cant afford to pay for digital tv. i know someone that is selling a chipped box for £150, and i cannot afford that either, therefore i would like to know how to do it myself.

can anyone give me detailed step by step instructions on how to chip a virgin box. this includes the stuff that i need to buy to actually do it.

at the moment i have nothing. when i say that i mean i dont have a virgin box to chip. and i dont know wether the flat i am moving to has a live connection.

so please give me step by step instructions on how to do it. #

and remember, i am a newbie.

thanks

So.........lets get this right........

You want to "chip" a box you don't have......

You want people to explain it to you like they would a baby.......because you've read sweet FA to try to teach yourself.....

You cannot afford Digital TV, yet you're going to buy hardware you need to do the job.......

And you're willing to do all this, even though you don't know if the new property has cable installed?!?!?

etc etc

PMSL, your post mate is what we call a CORKER, and not in a good way!

Good luck in any other task in life that you decide you'd like to undertake.

[illastic1]

chancer