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JustBiteMe2k · 30-04-09, 10:18 AM

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude
woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?'

She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions.

This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you **** on its head!

----------------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????

wasp11 · 30-04-09, 10:04 PM

yusuf_gaz · 01-05-09, 12:44 AM

Hi

Lol nice one.

Regards

waqasahmed · 01-05-09, 01:08 AM

Just saying in general, some of these jokes aren't exactly spread-able to some friends that have a lower IQ than others. I however LOL'd

Smurf · 01-05-09, 05:43 AM

Haha! Lol!

jonks · 01-05-09, 07:56 PM

30-04-09, 10:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
JustBiteMe2k Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 83 Thanks: 75 Thanked 35 Times in 16 Posts	A quickie in the bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.' He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you **** on its head! ----------------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????

30-04-09, 10:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
wasp11 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: belfast Posts: 2,348 Thanks: 931 Thanked 887 Times in 654 Posts	Re: A quickie in the bushes __________________ TEA VICAR?

01-05-09, 12:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
yusuf_gaz Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,964 Thanks: 116 Thanked 623 Times in 525 Posts	Re: A quickie in the bushes Hi Lol nice one. Regards

01-05-09, 01:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
waqasahmed Cost efficient muppet Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: W. Yorkshire TW area Posts: 4,510 Thanks: 2,373 Thanked 935 Times in 690 Posts	Re: A quickie in the bushes Just saying in general, some of these jokes aren't exactly spread-able to some friends that have a lower IQ than others. I however LOL'd

01-05-09, 05:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
Smurf Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Midlands Posts: 1,220 Thanks: 131 Thanked 179 Times in 164 Posts	Re: A quickie in the bushes Haha! Lol!

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