7 kinds of sex

[unit14]

Results of a recent research shows that
there are 7 kinds of sex
...

The
1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
*
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have
sex until you areblue in the face..

The
2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
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This is when you have been with your partner for
ashort time and you are so needy you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The
3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
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This is when you have been with your partner for
a long time.Your sex has gotten routine and
you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The
4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
*
This is when you have been with your partner for too
long. Whenyou pass each other in the Hallway
you both say ''screw you.''

The
5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
*Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very
Popular)

The
6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
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This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.

And;
Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex.
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You get a little each month - but not enough to enjoy your
self.

PLEASE
DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own.

[blakey_8]

Haha, love it mate, it's a new one to me .