3 virgin daughters

[unit14]

A mother had 3 virgin daughters..

They were all getting married within a short time period.

Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would
get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard
from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.


The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding. The card said nothing but: 'Nescafe'

Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and
got out the Nescafe jar. It said: 'Good till the last drop'.
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: 'Rothmans'

Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes,
And she read from the pack: 'Extra Long. King Size'

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her
daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Auckland , New Zealand .
Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still
nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words 'Air New
Zealand '

Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for Air NZ.
The ad said: 'Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.'
Mum fainted!

[AciidSn3ak3r]

Lolz, that was quite amusing

[bigalan2k7]

seen this joke on other site the other day lol

[musicfindsaway]

Well played sir.

[razledazle]

very funny gave me a chuckle

[martin-f]

good one m8

[Simmy73]

Quality

[dannykwi]

lol v fkin funny