Golf Story

[unit14]

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.


He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.

On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one
when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wifehad
just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that

he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.
He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor
and asked about his wife's condition.The doctor glared at him and shouted,
"You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you!"
"I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that
round because it will be more than likely your last!
For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care,
and you will be her care giver!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down an sobbed.
The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just f---king with you.
She's dead. What'd you shoot?"

[g80878]

Nice joke mate , would of been nice if it was a little bigger

[Analoguesat]

Thats unreadable with that font.

[unit14]

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.


He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.

On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one
when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wifehad
just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that

he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.
He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor
and asked about his wife's condition.The doctor glared at him and shouted,
"You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you!"
"I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that
round because it will be more than likely your last!
For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care,
and you will be her care giver!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down an sobbed.
The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just f---king with you.
She's dead. What'd you shoot?"fficeffice" />>>
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[waqasahmed]

No offense, but cant you just write it in the standard font used here? Much easier to read

[slufc]

Originally Posted by waqasahmed

No offense, but cant you just write it in the standard font used here? Much easier to read

nice one,tho a bit of a strain on the mince

[unit14]

Originally Posted by waqasahmed

No offense, but cant you just write it in the standard font used here? Much easier to read

Sorry I am a lazy bar steward copied and pasted and it came out like that and i did not check