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unit14 · 07-07-09, 05:12 PM

'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.'�
--�Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign

'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.'�
--�Winston Bennett,UniversityofKentuckybasketball forward.�

'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.'
--Mayor Marion Barry,Washington,�DC

'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.'�
--A congressional candidate in�Texas�

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'�
--Al Gore, Vice President�

'I love California. I practically grew up in�Phoenix'�
--�Dan Quayle while campaigning

'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
--Department of Social Services,Greenville,�South Carolina�

'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.'
--�Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor�.�

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unit14 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bristol Posts: 262 Thanks: 263 Thanked 316 Times in 153 Posts	Quite marvelous quotations!] 'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.'� --�Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign 'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.'� *--�Winston Bennett,UniversityofKentuckybasketball forward.� 'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.'* *--Mayor Marion Barry,Washington,�DC* 'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.'� --A congressional candidate in�Texas� 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'� *--Al Gore, Vice President�* 'I love California. I practically grew up in�Phoenix'� --�Dan Quayle while campaigning 'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.' *--Department of Social Services,Greenville,�South Carolina�* 'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.' *--�Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor�.�*