Mexican maid

[unit14]

Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

My wifewas very upset about this and decided totalk to her About the raise.

She asked: 'NowMaria, why do you want a Pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are threereasons why I want an increase.'

The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'




Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'






Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.'


Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

[nvingo]

Originally Posted by unit14

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.'


Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

Just got it