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Old 13-07-09, 06:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Jacksons are having trouble finding a burial plot for Michael Jackson because every time they phone to book a plot they cant find one that accepts plastic
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not funny at all you tit
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cmon im a fan too but funny IS funny
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Yes and abusing kids for years is a real hoot
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I don't think he was ever found guilty of abuse charges. Obviously his behaviour was bizzare most of the time, and hanging around with kids did nothing to help the rumours, but alot of that was due to his brutal childhood (or lack of a childhood). I think he saw himself as this childlike ''Peter Pan'' figure we hear about and wanted/needed to be around children to give them/himself what he never had as a child. But hey...thats just my opinion and I could be completely wrong. I was never a huge fan of his by the way but he was a good performer...musically!!
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There is a Michael Jackson appreciation thread already BTW.

Not quite sure why you feel the need to be insulting though, it was a fair enough joke.
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It is inevitable that when someone dies the jokes start. I think like the obituaries, some have already been prepared in advance.

Although for some this can be a delicate subject, if it is not done deliberately to offend - I think it just needs to be taken at face value.

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I don't think he was ever found guilty of abuse charges. Obviously his behaviour was bizzare most of the time, and hanging around with kids did nothing to help the rumours, but alot of that was due to his brutal childhood (or lack of a childhood). I think he saw himself as this childlike ''Peter Pan'' figure we hear about and wanted/needed to be around children to give them/himself what he never had as a child. But hey...thats just my opinion and I could be completely wrong. I was never a huge fan of his by the way but he was a good performer...musically!!
i wonder what his brothers and sisters are like then???
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i wonder what his brothers and sisters are like then???

Lol

Heard janet likes playing with dogs and tito is often found with wellies on and worrying sheep.

P.S Was oj innocent aswell???

P.P.S The fact he payed one of the boys ( jordi i think ) $10 million to keep quiet speaks volumes.
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I think most views have been covered now.

Time to draw this one to a close
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