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Old 23-07-09, 10:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Shamelessly nicked off the sats forum, but worth repeating here for your benefit


Gordon Brown decided to throw the towel in and resign. His cabinet colleagues decided as a gesture to name a railway locomotive after him.

A civil servant was despatched from Whitehall to the National Railway Museum (NRM) in York, to investigate the possibilities.

"We have a number of locomotives at the NRM without names," an NRM consultant told the civil servant, "But they’re mostly freight locomotives."

"Oh dear, not very fitting for a former prime minister, How about that big green one, over there?" the official said, pointing to no.4472.

"Thatīs already got a name" said the consultant. "Itīs called `Flying Scotsmanī."

"Oh, couldn't it be renamed?" asked the civil servant. "This is a national museum after all, funded by the taxpayer."

"I suppose it could be considered," said the NRM consultant. "After all, the LNER renamed a number of their locomotives after directors of the company and even renamed one of them Dwight D Eisenhower."

"Settled then. Letīs look at renaming 4472. We canīt spend too much though, given the recession."

Well, said the consultant, "We could always just paint out the `Fī"

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my thoughts exactly.....gudn
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and add "thieving" in front of it
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