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![]() Gordon Brown decided to throw the towel in and resign. His cabinet colleagues decided as a gesture to name a railway locomotive after him. A civil servant was despatched from Whitehall to the National Railway Museum (NRM) in York, to investigate the possibilities. "We have a number of locomotives at the NRM without names," an NRM consultant told the civil servant, "But theyre mostly freight locomotives." "Oh dear, not very fitting for a former prime minister, How about that big green one, over there?" the official said, pointing to no.4472. "Thatīs already got a name" said the consultant. "Itīs called `Flying Scotsmanī." "Oh, couldn't it be renamed?" asked the civil servant. "This is a national museum after all, funded by the taxpayer." "I suppose it could be considered," said the NRM consultant. "After all, the LNER renamed a number of their locomotives after directors of the company and even renamed one of them Dwight D Eisenhower." "Settled then. Letīs look at renaming 4472. We canīt spend too much though, given the recession." Well, said the consultant, "We could always just paint out the `Fī"
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