Opening Soon!!

[jaysbee666]

Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in
their new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only


a few shelves set up.



One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is

going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're

selling'.



No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious

Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick

Japanese accent asked



'Wha you sell?'



One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arse-holes.'



Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said,



'You doin velly well, only two left'.

[southernsatellite]

Very good

[the insaan]

old ones are the best