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unit14 · 17-08-09, 08:38 PM

A man sat at a local bar savoring a double martini when an
attractive woman sat down next to him. The bartender served her a
glass of vodka and orange juice. The man turned to her and said,

"This is a special day. I'm celebrating."

"What a coincidence. I'm celebrating too," she replied, clinking
glasses with the man, "What are you celebrating?" she asked.

"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens
were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"What a coincidence", she said. "For years my husband and I have
been trying to have a child. Today my gynecologist told me I'm
pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.

"Oh, I switched cocks," he replied.

"What a coincidence......." she said.

17-08-09, 08:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
unit14 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bristol Posts: 262 Thanks: 263 Thanked 316 Times in 153 Posts	celebrating A man sat at a local bar savoring a double martini when an attractive woman sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of vodka and orange juice. The man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence. I'm celebrating too," she replied, clinking glasses with the man, "What are you celebrating?" she asked. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence", she said. "For years my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "Oh, I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence......." she said.