Dog on a plane

[martin-f]

(found this elsewere)


A man sits next to a guy with a dog on a plane and asks
"is he a guide dog?" No i'm a drugs officer, he's a sniffer
dog, watch this and says to the dog "search".
The dog goes off, comes back and puts one paw on his
lap. "Heroin" the guy says and makes a note of the passenger.
The dog comes back again and puts 2 paws
on his lap, "coke" the guy says.
The dog comes back again
and ****s all over the seat. "Whats that then?" the 1st man
ask. Guy replies "He's found a f*cking bomb".

[jaysbee666]

Good one